Pumpkin Jokes Pumpkin Jokes  
        Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? 
        A: Pumpkin Pi

        Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern? 
        A: With a pumpkin patch! 

        Q: What's black, white, orange, and waddles? 
        A: A penguin with a jack-o-lantern. 

        Q: What's black, white, orange, and waddles? 
        A: A penguin with a jack-o-lantern.